Math+History

=**May 17, 2012:**= [censored] is here to explain: [censored]**:** [censored]**:** [censored]**:** =**__A DEVASTATING INTERVIEW WITH A MATH GENIUS:__**= [censored]**:**
 * It's Thursday and we're in the lab researching things that people would search, but it's also a good day in History.**
 * "//I don't know, but be glad we're alive.//** [censored] **//not a zombie yet. No//."**
 * "//Why is it a good day in History? It's not.//"**
 * "i don't know, I don't really no anything in history, you better not put that. No you cannot put students name, put me as Student 2."**
 * HOW ABOUT NO.**
 * "Explain what? Are you writing down everything i'm saying? I'm taking that as a yes. What's the question? WHAT ARE YOU DOING! I'm going to throw my shoe at you. Shut up** [censored]**! See what I have to go through everyday, whatever I don't care. Are you-? Huh. EWWWW Is there a question to this interview? Now you finally ask me the question? Can you repeat that? Because everyday is a new day to learn, shut up** [censored]**. Shut your mouth** [censored]**. Is this how a tattoo feels? BAM! Is there anything else you want to ask?"**
 * Go ahead. What's so good about today? Yes. Our life? Well.. first of all, cause** [censored] **here, then I have to say.. cause... blah blah blah, I like cheese cause it's smells like feet. What's your name? Uhm, punch me in the face, just kidding. is that a threat? i am pretty pretty girl. what are yall writing? i'm weak i cant even do one. What's the maximum? I can do 200 sit-ups. What are those? I guess 5, On the track? Oh you know 200-300. Five laps on the track. Juice? Tampico. The one with the cow with a flower. I get sunshine eggs, -cough- their yellow blankets, my mom. Honey Barbque, and the hot ones. Hot Fries, Fuego Takis, Ice cream sandwhich, he just wants vanilla, i don't like nepolean. Well...I don't watch that much t.v., My favorite novela at 11 o clock, El Dinero No Separa. RUBY, turn on univision at 11 p.m. my parents watch it then i pass by and watch. uhm... yes i like pizza, i like that maccoroni and barbeque, i don't know man, ask me another question. i like jack in the box tacos, uhm, taco bell is good, NO NO NO! What else....? Sandwiches, cereal, my mom says I dont like mexican food? Like my mom says WHY DONT YOU LIKE CARNE?(meat) it's cause the one she makes is hot, you know. i'd rather get a hot pocket and microwave it. I used to be good at math, but now i goofed off, and i had honors.** [censored]

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(This story was censored by Mr. Wengert.)