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==**Alexander had trouble in math. he tried his best too study hard for the math test they always had on Friday**. He always promised himself too study, but found himself playing Yu-gi-oh. His friend Johnny came over to help each other out, but the guy decided too have a match. **//"Lets play a match of Yu-gi-oh since your a pro"//** Johnny's teacher had told him to help Alexander with his math, so he had a plan. //"So Johnny, you think your so good huh? How about we settle this with a math problem. If you have 17 Yu-gi-oh cards and I have 20 cards, how many do we have in all?"// Alexander had got pretty annoyed, so he just went along //"I don't know. Isn't it 37?" Johnny said, "Yes, your correct! Now let's go for an even harder problem! ALGEBRAAAA! What is 6 - 5x=M (s - r)?// Alexander then realized that the __**STAAR TEST**__ is coming up! "OH MY GOD I DON"T KNOW MAN I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW!! No really I don't know man? Can I cheat?"said Alexander full of enthusiasm, "Sure man, anything for my man, I need a favor though..."said Johnny. "What?" said Alexander, "How many fingers do i hold including my dog and my cat and my nieghbors and my chickens, and my fingers" said Johnny. "Is this a trick question??"==

=Anyways as i am telling the story, the story goes on to be a ridiculous math story and everyone is tired of this. Please go to sleep and re-read this later, I'm sorry this is not too deep in, but who's telling the story? ME! (some girl too) and I have something to say too, the writer and I are morosely furious at y'all because you should probably go back and do more math. Math is very important if you're going to be a cashier at Walmart or at CVS, you also have to be qualified to read, so if you know how to read, you KNOW HOW TO DO MATH! OKAY OKAY!=

=Did you know Mr. Wengert is a mathematician?!?!?!=

I didn't know either, but I just asked him and his exact words were "Sure."
=What's your favorite kind of math?=

His exact words were "Geometry"
=What's your favorite formula?=

Exact words: "A lot of them."
=Who's your favorite mathematician?=

Exact words: "Euclid, he was smart."
=When did Math occur to you?= Exact words: "College"

=Alexander now knew more about Mr.Wengert...=

The Truth About Mr. Wengert:

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